I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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