Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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