I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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