I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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