Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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