why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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