Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?