sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.