WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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