I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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