come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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