It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
