am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Damn victory sex feels great
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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