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I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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