Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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