some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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