Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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