i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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