We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
This is my gift to your gina
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i think my cat just said my name.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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