lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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