But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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