too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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