Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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