that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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