He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize