Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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