Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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