Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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