I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I came so hard my ears popped.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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