Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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