Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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