Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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