listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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