It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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