1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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