so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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