I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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