id be glad to
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Two words: nipple clamps
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