whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
farters have to be the big spoon...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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