dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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