Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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