Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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