The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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