No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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