I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Only a mothe r could love this liver
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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