kristin has been a bad kristin
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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