I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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