question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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