xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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