Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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