oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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