can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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