Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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