yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
COCAINE IS GR8
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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