There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
birth control should be required to get into college
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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