i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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